Scoob's USPS Tales, Part 295

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10/06/2015 at 15:00 • Filed to: None

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I bought something on eBay. The seller is in Manhattan. I am in Brooklyn. USPS brought it out to Long Island to sort. WHY?

HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? WHY TAKE IT SO FAR AWAY? SAVE GAS, DAMN IT. SAVE SOME TIME TOO.


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > scoob
10/06/2015 at 15:06

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As much as we all hate to admit it, Brooklyn is on Long Island.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > scoob
10/06/2015 at 15:06

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That’s weird. NY has several P&DCs. There’s one near Madison Square Garden.

All mail has to go to one of these centers to be routed, bar coded, and sorted before it can go back to your local post office.

I know they closed about half of these a few years ago, but there should still be ones closer to you.

Maybe the seller dropped it off at a post office near his work or something, and that’s why it’s be routed to Long island?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > McMike
10/06/2015 at 15:09

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Tracker says it was accepted at a sorting facility with a zip code in Manhattan.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/06/2015 at 15:10

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NEVER


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > scoob
10/06/2015 at 15:10

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Well.... you technically are on Long Island. Though you’re not, ahem, one of them. Though my NY part of the family came from Long Island...


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > scoob
10/06/2015 at 15:11

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I know the feels. It’s rough.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/06/2015 at 15:11

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(looks at map again)

I think the Brooklyn and the Staten Island centers were merged. I bet the sender’s package went from his P&DC to scoobs center, which is probably now in Long Island.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/06/2015 at 15:13

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At least it’s not Staten Island... *shutters*


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike
10/06/2015 at 15:15

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Of all of the centers to merge, that seems the most daft. The only connection is via the Verrazzano. That being said, I think SI should be merged with jersey.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > scoob
10/06/2015 at 15:15

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I would like to introduce you to how distribution systems work.

Aside, New York sucks. You should move.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
10/06/2015 at 15:17

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Trigger warnings, bro. Trigger warnings.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/06/2015 at 15:18

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I know, it was hard to even type it.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > scoob
10/06/2015 at 15:20

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Why weren’t you able to go pick it up directly from the seller?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Future next gen S2000 owner
10/06/2015 at 15:35

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good distribution systems info


Kinja'd!!! scoob > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
10/06/2015 at 15:36

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Yes but Long Island isn’t ‘NYC’


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > scoob
10/06/2015 at 15:55

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How far into Long Island did it take it?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Sam
10/06/2015 at 15:59

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I never bought anything on eBay before. There was no option to?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
10/06/2015 at 16:00

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Nassau County... Lol


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > scoob
10/06/2015 at 16:03

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Oh come on! It’s not like it went all the way to Montauk or anything! I guess Queens kinda gets in the way too lol


Kinja'd!!! scoob > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
10/06/2015 at 16:10

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Either way, I don’t get why they did this. If I bought something from Texas would they take it to California?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
10/06/2015 at 16:16

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shudders.

ftfy


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > scoob
10/06/2015 at 16:31

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Knowing the USPS probably!


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/06/2015 at 16:31

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Oh shush.


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > scoob
10/06/2015 at 16:35

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Good enough for government work.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
10/06/2015 at 16:39

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*shutters mouth*


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/06/2015 at 16:53

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*glares at you*


Kinja'd!!! Sam > scoob
10/06/2015 at 17:31

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Ah, sometimes the seller will allow local pickup.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > scoob
10/07/2015 at 05:38

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could be like here.

i’m in Ballarat , if i send a letter to someone across town here , it has to travel 100km west to a Melbourne sorting centre before coming back to Ballarat.

gotta love Australia Post! (no wonder the fuckers are losing money)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > scoob
10/07/2015 at 11:22

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Why not meet the seller in person?